Hey, guess what’s opening this weekend?!
ZOMMMMMBIIIIIESSSSS!
That’s right, it’s Zombieland! Zombieland is a movie about (I assume) a land filled with zombies and Woody Harrelson. I’m just kidding. I’m not assuming that. I know it from the trailer.
I also know from the trailer that an older lady kills a zombie by having a piano fall on its head, which is the most awesome thing I have ever seen, except for the Dead Snow Trailer part where the Nazi zombies are attacking to the Ode to Joy.
In conclusion, zombies, zombies, zombies.
Zombies!
Seriously, the only way I won’t see this movie is if I receive some sort of tragic brain injury in the course of the week and end up with the guy from Memento amnesia and I can’t make new memories. Please, please, let my tragic brain injury occur after I see this movie, so it will be one of my last happy memories, please.
