The many faces of Keanu Reeves
Because nothing’s more fun than picking on a guy named “Keanu.”
1. Determined.
You see, here, from the slight crook of his eyebrow (the left one. HIS left one) that Keanu Reeves is portraying the emotion of "determined." If "determined" is an emotion. Whatever.
2. Happy.
See how the lips are slightly upturned? The left eyebrow slightly arched? "Happy."
3. Scared.
It's subtle, but it's clearly a wide-eyed look of abject terror. Scared!
4. Thoughtful.
Actually, it's the giant turtleneck that makes him appear thoughtful, but points for trying!
5. Sultry.
6. Angry.
It's hard to be sure, but you have to assume anyone being photographed in this hat would be angry about it.
7. Headache-y.
Either that, or it's "D'oh! I forgot my pants!" Either way, hand to the head. The talented actor's depiction of "headache-y."
8. Murderous-y.
Or confused. Murderous or confused. Possibly muderously confused.
9. Hungry.
You have to look closely, but you can see a desperation in Keanu's eyes here. It's hunger. That, or he hates his stylist for that growth on his face.
10. Mysterious (-y?).
The left eyebrow is hidden at this angle, leaving us to wonder, "What is Keanu Reeves feeling at this moment?" How mysterious!
Aktiv8 said,
January 10, 2010 at 1:20 pm
OK, this really happened. For Christmas, my employer gave me a pocket calendar, one with inspirational quotes from famous people on every page. On the week OF MY BIRTHDAY is this “inspiring” quote:
“You’d be surprised how far you can get in life by just paying attention.” -Keanu Reeves.
I think my brain just vomited inside my skull.
lokifire said,
January 10, 2010 at 3:21 pm
Actually, I’m surprised he realized that.
Happy birthday?
Anakin of the Keanu SWAT Team said,
May 4, 2010 at 3:04 am
The actual quote is “The simple act of paying attention can take you a long way in life.”
http://www.whoaisnotme.net/articles/1994_0605_kea.htm
lokifire said,
May 4, 2010 at 10:37 am
Thank you. I feel ever so educated now.
Aktiv8 said,
January 11, 2010 at 4:06 pm
Actually, my birthday’s in March. I peeked ahead in the calendar, and boy, was I glad!
Keanu’s wisdom is the gift that keeps on giving.
lokifire said,
January 11, 2010 at 6:41 pm
Ha, ha, I’m going to make tee-shirts that say that.
A. Big Snail said,
May 18, 2010 at 4:38 pm
You may want to see this: http://s15.invisionfree.com/WINM_Forums/index.php?showtopic=4
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KEANU WOLF ROMBOUGH said,
December 27, 2010 at 12:15 am
i i just turned 16 and my name is Keanu Wold I never heard of another name like mine and yours. That is so cool I live In Toronto
nicole said,
November 19, 2011 at 8:53 pm
check this out:
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Keanu-Reeves/174475709313595
crazy-for-keanu said,
November 19, 2011 at 8:54 pm
don’t hate keanu reeves because he is the highest paid actor in the world and undeniably super hot!!!
lokifire said,
November 20, 2011 at 1:14 pm
Hey, he is undeniably super hot with a bunch of exclamation points behind it. And I’m sure he is among the highest paid actors in the world. That doesn’t make him a good actor, nor does it make you three separate people.
nicole said,
November 19, 2011 at 8:57 pm
i don’t care what some people think, i love keanu reeves. he is the highest paid actor in the world so he must be doing something right!!!
check this out:
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Keanu-Reeves/174475709313595
Shelley said,
September 20, 2012 at 1:51 pm
Keanu doesn’t even own a computer…LOL u really know him well.
Anyway, I love him, too….despite some of his shortcomings…
cindysmith said,
October 5, 2012 at 2:41 pm
Ohh C’mon. Be easy. He is inexpressive but still has a great personality to watch for. Just watch him in Constantine, he acted much better and looked very stunning.
lokifire said,
October 5, 2012 at 3:38 pm
But, cindysmith, I can’t do that because John Constantine is supposed to be blonde and British! (And because the movie sounds wretched anyway.)
cindysmith said,
October 6, 2012 at 2:52 am
Keanu is half-british. For me, he looked much better than the blonde Constantine of Hell Blazer and the movie was not as bad. Keanu looks much handsome in this than even in Matrix.