I mean, it’s got kids with superpowers and of course they use them for screwing around because who wouldn’t do that when they got superpowers? Seriously, whose first inclination would be to go fight crime? And which one of you jerks is it, because I kind of hate you.
So, yeah, these kids mysteriously get superpowers from aliens or Akira or somebody, and they’re screwing around and then the bullied kid also of course turns evil because with great power comes the ability to destroy your enemies. Screw Uncle Ben, you know? Anyway, the bullied kid is almost certainly what I would become were I exposed to some sort of whatever that gave me superpowers, so it’s probably for the best that hasn’t happened for me.
Unless of course, none of my friends also get superpowers and then they can’t fight me at the end and I can totally rule the earth. Then it would be cool.
Anyway, who wants to take me to Chronicle? I’ll pay for the popcorn!
Yea! Somebody finally decided to take House out behind the back shed and shoot it in the head! I’m so happy, but I could be happier, like, if they had done this four years ago when the show first started to suck.
I mean, look, I love seeing Hugh Laurie on my television screen as much as (if not more than) anybody, but this show was doddering along like a senility-stricken elephant.
It’s the show’s time, you know?
God bless you, Fox.
Now, please, let Fringe end on a good note.