The movie I totally wanted to see last weekend
Chronicle looks really, really good, y’all, doesn’t it?
I even like the poster, 'cause at first you're like, jeez, what a boring poster, and then you're like, wait, are those superpowered beings in the top right-hand corner? Also, did they put that car up there?
I mean, it’s got kids with superpowers and of course they use them for screwing around because who wouldn’t do that when they got superpowers? Seriously, whose first inclination would be to go fight crime? And which one of you jerks is it, because I kind of hate you.
Stop posing. It's not like "Batman's apprentice" is a real superpower anyway.
So, yeah, these kids mysteriously get superpowers from aliens or Akira or somebody, and they’re screwing around and then the bullied kid also of course turns evil because with great power comes the ability to destroy your enemies. Screw Uncle Ben, you know? Anyway, the bullied kid is almost certainly what I would become were I exposed to some sort of whatever that gave me superpowers, so it’s probably for the best that hasn’t happened for me.
Wow, I have NEVER totally imagined this exact circumstance, except I have prettier hair.
Unless of course, none of my friends also get superpowers and then they can’t fight me at the end and I can totally rule the earth. Then it would be cool.
C'mon, guys, let's not fight! Let's kill all the jerks as a TEAM!
Anyway, who wants to take me to Chronicle? I’ll pay for the popcorn!
I could be happier, but this’ll do me, I guess
Yea! Somebody finally decided to take House out behind the back shed and shoot it in the head! I’m so happy, but I could be happier, like, if they had done this four years ago when the show first started to suck.
Hey, remember when all these people were on this show? And not just the ones who were, like, too lazy to find new jobs or something?
I mean, look, I love seeing Hugh Laurie on my television screen as much as (if not more than) anybody, but this show was doddering along like a senility-stricken elephant.
Show, when you can't convince me to watch you, even for HUGH LAURIE, that's when it's time to throw in the towel.
It’s the show’s time, you know?
God bless you, Fox.
Now, please, let Fringe end on a good note.
Like, all the Observers come over and they have a dance party with them and their alternate universe selves and Walter finds the perfect recipe for a strawberry milkshake.
