So a thing that surprises me right now is Maroon 5′s inexplicable rise out of obscurity.
Oh, I blame the reality TVs for this. Everything was right in the world before the reality TVs. Maroon 5 had that annoying song in the 90s or something, a bunch of people liked it for some reason and then everyone forgot about them. As it should be. Until the reality TVs, which for some reason decided the guy from Maroon 5 was a famous person or something and now everybody’s heard of them again and they have a song that gets played everywhere, all the time.
Moves Like Jagger.
Moves Like Jagger!
You kids today! Do you kids today even know what a Jagger is?
Anyway, this development makes me very sad.