Additionally, the OTHER other movies I’m not seeing this weekend
Wow.
So I totally didn’t realize that this was that weekend in summer when Hollywood just makes like a crazed monkey and throws shit at the wall to see what sticks.
But it is that weekend! So good news! In addition to Magic Mike and People Like Us, there are several more movies opening this weekend, and I swear to God, they all look just awful.
Here they are, in list form:
1. The Amazing Spider-Man
Because, apparently, watching the Sam Raimi flick just isn’t enough to get the bad taste of the musical out of the public’s mouths anymore.
Or because we needed a gritty reboot, I guess.
2. Ted
Because Family Guy creator Seth McFarlane wants you to know he’s not a one-trick pony.
He’s a two-trick pony.
Hey, look! A urinal joke!
3. Madea’s Witness Protection.
Because Hollywood hates us all and Tyler Perry hates us all even more than that.
And Eddie Murphy hates us the most, because why don’t we go see his films when he dresses up like a lady?
