I want to read Dracutwig.
It’s a novel from the ’60s about the daughter of Dracula who “has a body like Twiggy” and turns into a vampire whenever she makes love!!
I know it will be awful, I know it will be so awful, but now that I know it exists, I want to read it as badly as I want to read Pregnesia.
Q: Did you know there was a romance novel about a pregnant amnesiac called Pregnesia?
A: No, I didn’t, but now that I do, I will certainly be starting my own line of romance novels that combine words in a clever manner, such as Cantette’s (cancer/Tourette’s syndrome).