I blame myself for this.
It’s all because of that fictional character battle I did ages ago. I mean, I didn’t think anybody even read that thing!
But obviously, someone did.
And due to myself, someone decided to cast the chick from Twilight as Snow White.
(This is all my fault, isn’t it?)
Because here’s the thing: Snow White and the Huntsman looks pretty cool.
Actually, it looks really cool.
Evil queens turning into murders of crows!
Knights shattering into shards of black glass! Liquid mirrors like in The Invisibles and stuff!
But Snow White is the chick from Twilight. Snow White is the chick from Twilight! Snow White is the chick from Twilight!
It’s like Hollywood took a bunch of awesome things (fairy tales, cool special effects, Thor) and then thought, man, if we actually release a good movie that people will WANT to see, what does that say about us?, so they had to shove the chick from Twilight right on in there.
Either that, or somebody read my blog.
And it’s all my fault.