The sequels I won’t be seeing this weekend
So there’s a The Hangover 2 and a Kung Fu Panda 2.
The Hangover Part II has a monkey in it. I hate monkeys. Almost as much as I hate dolphins. And I hate dolphins about equally as much as I hate Jack Black.
Which is great news, I guess, for people who have anterograde amnesia and can’t make new memories, so they completely forgot they already watched the first films, just like they will completely forget they’re watching the sequels, but they have approximately 10 bucks they really want to waste.
Or a murdered wife they want to avenge by killing ... I don't know ... the usher.
I have nothing against the original films, except, of course, for the presence of Jack Black in anything, but I don’t understand why there are sequels to the damned things.
Jack Black is worse than dolphins.
Oh, except for the Hollywood wanting to make money without exerting much effort thing. Right.
The last hard thing we did was put up this sign. We're still tired. Stop complaining.
