Solomon Kane looks like awesome, with a side helping of MORE awesome

December 31, 2009 at 12:28 pm (Randomosity) (, )

omigod, omigod, omigod, have you guys seen the solomon kane trailers? they’ve got me so atwitter, i can’t even capitalize, that’s how damned awesome they are.

(still punctuating though. i *heart* punctuation.)

i mean, solomon kane is like, stab and then he’s like chop and then he’s like stab-chop, which makes a sound like chab, and omigod, it’s soooooo awesome.


soooooo stabby!

anyway, i don’t know when solomon kane opens, only, holy cats ablaze, batman! i can’t wait to see it.

(oooooh, and i forgot he also goes double-bang and shoots two people at the same time while he’s riding a horse, because robert e. howard (solomon kane creator, better known as conan creator) and michael j. bassett (director) love me.)

soooooo shooty!


(that sound effect is less exciting than I envisioned. Just watch the trailer.)



  1. Jeremy said,

    I never really thought of James Purefoy as an action star, but he’s look pretty good here!

    • lokifire said,

      I never even heard of James Purefoy before now, but now I want to marry him and have his little sword-swinging babies. He did 95% of his own stunts! I *heart* him soooo much!

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