Yep, Hollywood still hates me

January 14, 2010 at 6:25 pm (Two-sentence Reviews) (, , )

Why you sumbitches always got to mess with the CLASSICS?

Q. So, what do you think about a “The Thing” prequel, and by that I mean John Carpenter’s sci-fi flick, not like a Ben Grimm origin story?

A. I think a zombified John Carpenter should eat the brains of whomever is responsible for this travesty, if John Carpenter is dead and if said person has any brains whatsoever.

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