There are many reasons not to see Cop Out

February 24, 2010 at 12:04 pm (The Movie I'm not Seeing this Weekend) (, )

Here they are, in poem form (it’s a bad poem, by the way. The meter is off, the rhyme scheme is weak, but you know what? Cop Out is worse. This poem is a mercy.):

Cop Out, Schmop Out — a bad movie, sure.

The antics of 30 Rock can’t inure

you to the hell on earth that Tracy Morgan provides

as you’re dragged along on his lameass cop ride.

Bruce Willis is slumming and doesn’t seem to care,

and I can’t quite remember when he last had hair.

It’s supposed to be fun, make you laugh till you cry,

but really, you wish everyone involved would just die.

The jokes are too lame

the banter’s too tame

it’s like the stars just gave up on fame.

(Why does Seann William Scott have two n’s in his name?)

There is nothing good to be said for this show

I’m telling you now, for Bruce Campbell’s sake, don’t go!

You’ll want a refund indeed

and hazard pay you will need:

Cop Out is a crappy movie.

Screw rhyming.

I was inspired to poetry by the tag line: Rock out with your Glock Out. Also, I want to shoot people.

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1 Comment

  1. Network Switch said,

    when i am watching action movies, i really love to see bruce willis in it ,”*

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