Titans! Clashing! Clashing, I tell you!

March 3, 2010 at 7:46 pm (Two-sentence Reviews) ()

Q. What do you think of the tagline for the remake of “Clash of the Titans “?

A. It’s very … literal.

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5 Comments

  1. Jamin said,

    “Titans. Will. Clash.” Seriously? Seriously?

    • lokifire said,

      As serious as a movie with such a stupid tagline can be!

  2. Travis said,

    I think they should use this tactic for all movie tag lines:

    Toys… will… Story!
    Shrek… will… go… fourth!
    Airbenders… will… bend… last!
    Harrys… will… Potter!
    Tyler Perry… will… devour your soul! 🙂

    • lokifire said,

      Hee.
      A coworker was like, “but this tactic wouldn’t work for one-word movies, like ‘Avatar.'”
      But I think it would, if you’re willing to give up a little common sense (which we all know Cameron is, ba-dum boom!), “Ava will Tar!”

  3. Hey, are those titans CLASHING? « Hollywood Hates Me said,

    […] Then the tagline could be “Gods and men who are demi-gods and a bunch of average humans WILL CLASH!” […]

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