I actually kind of WANT to see Hot Tub Time Machine

March 25, 2010 at 2:22 pm (The Movie I'm not Seeing this Weekend) (, )

So … Hot Tub Time Machine, right?

It’s got a lot of things going for it, including the fact that it is named Hot Tub Time Machine, which is a great name for anything, but especially for a movie about a hot tub that is a time machine.

Also, I don't hate "Kick Some Past" as a tagline.

Also, the announcer guy in the trailer says: “Four friends will discover a new level of awesome,” which means someone loves “awesome” as much as I do.

And: “What color is Michael Jackson?” “… black?”

Also: “Twitagra.”

So, yeah, this movie looks pretty cool. Plus, some chick stabs John Cusack in the eye with a toothpick, like, who hasn’t wanted to do that lately, you know? Stop starring in heart-tugging indies and get back to comedy, sir! Toothpick to the eye!

Like Franky, and he doesn't have a knife!

Thus, while I’m not going to actually spent the $9 (or whatever movies are nowadays, since I haven’t seen one in the theater since holy cow WATCHMEN) to see this flick, I also cannot bring myself to say anything bad about it. Sure, it’s not going to be a life-changing event (that is, unless it encourages someone to invent an actual hot tub time machine, which would be all sorts of awesome), but …. Actually, I only wrote that sentence to say the thing about someone inventing a hot tub time machine.

Because who doesn't want to time travel in comfort?


Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )


Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: