I wish I had an awesomer last name

May 13, 2010 at 6:29 pm (Things I Want)

I want to marry into the Dockter family.

Of course, then I would have to get my doctorate.

(Crap, have I made this joke already?)

I can't help that I love a bad joke made by putting Doctor before a last name! It's an illness!



  1. RubyRoses said,

    I know his real last name is like Makdoomi, but Omar Doom is pretty sweet regardless. like it’s so close to being the greatest name ever. though sure some people must have the last name Doom just to make everyone else miserable….which brings my mind to “Holy shit! They are evil!”

    • lokifire said,

      I also like the last names “Coffin” and “Graves.” I would so work at a funeral home if those were my last names. Oooh, especially a hyphenate! “Hi, I’m Mrs. Coffin-Graves, your funeral director.”

      • RubyRoses said,

        God that would be fantastic! So much pun potential.

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