On the other hand, I’ve never really had a thing for Chris Noth or that guy from Northern Exposure. You know, whatsisname. Despite the fact that they are both actually quite attractive men, I can’t care how much they beefed up their arms for Sex & the City 2: Now with more Sex! And less City!
Also, I’m pretty sure they didn’t bother to pump any weights, because why would you bother for Sex & the City 2?
(Seriously, why would you?)
Thus, I can say with great confidence that I will be seen neither in a theater playing Sex & the City 2 nor at one of the godawful pre-parties, because that’s like dressing up as stormtroopers for chicks. Chicks who wouldn’t dress up like stormtroopers, because I’m sure there are girls who do that. We can’t all wear Slave Leia costumes, you know?
Anyway, Sex & the City 2 looks like more of the same from the TV series, which I saw once because a friend made me because she didn’t realize at the time that we were very, very different people. She realized it after I made her watch a Buster Keaton film marathon, though. Boy, did she realize it. I wonder what she’s up to nowadays?
Right, Sex & the City 2. Why I’m not going.
BECAUSE I HATE MOVIES ABOUT WOMEN WHO WEAR SHOES THAT COST MORE THAN MY CAR, YOU HORRID BITCHES.
That’s right. Now I remember.