Probably less doves will be killed, but maybe they’ll choke on a balloon

June 10, 2010 at 1:50 pm (Things I Want)

I want to have a balloon release at my memorial service once I’m dead.

Also, I want someone to stuff my ashes into one of the balloons so that after they’re set free, when it pops, my remains will come raining down on the populace.

“Agh! What’s that in my eye?”

Ha, ha! It’s me!

Eat my dead, cremated body, general public! HA HA HA HAAAAAAAH!

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5 Comments

  1. dangerousmeredith said,

    I want a Tibetan sky burial. This is where they chop you up and feed you to the vultures

    • lokifire said,

      I’ve heard of that. It sounds like it would be messy, but apparently the birds take care of pretty much all of your remains.

      • dangerousmeredith said,

        I kind of like the idea of going to rest inside a bird’s tummy, and my remains flapping around in the sky as a result. At least the birds have a good old chow down – I would be good for that if nothing else in my life.

  2. Megan Mansueto said,

    I stumbled across your blog while googling some celebrity stuff, and you make me laugh. So, you’ve been bookmarked and unfortunately for you, you’ll hear from me from time to time. So, thanks for the funny stuff! Also, I can’t believe I missed the first episode of The Good Guys…I actually meant to watch it. Thanks for reviewing it!

    • lokifire said,

      Huzzah! Making people laugh is one of my goals!
      (The other is making people really, really annoyed.)

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