My mom always said wish in one hand etc. etc.

July 26, 2010 at 4:43 pm (Things I Want)

I want people to stop asking me stupid questions.

Like this:

“So, you say your newspaper is a daily? What day is that?”

"You know, ALL of them?"

“I see that your guidelines for submission say this information is required. Can I submit something without that information?”

“Do you have a lot of sway at the newspaper?”

“I know this is three days after the deadline. Can I still get it in?”

“You don’t want to listen to Fox News? Why? Don’t you want a fair and balanced report?”

This logo is what you see under the dictionary entry for "the opposite of fair and balanced."

“Why are you hitting me?”

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2 Comments

  1. greg said,

    You mean you’re not the mainstream media (read: liberal) news overlord that I keep hearing the Gazette is (from the comments)?

    And when people ask what day the Gazette comes out on, you should make up a day, and seriously contend that it exists. If anyone asks for a source, reference the Beatles.

    • lokifire said,

      Oh, no, we’re the liberal news overlord. We totally have an agenda. Socialism conquers all! Whoop!

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