Gremlins is full of life lessons, people

September 1, 2010 at 10:59 am (Stuff that Bugs Me Right Now) (, )

So I know that it’s sometimes hard to get your on-again off-again boyfriend to talk to you, but forcing your way into his house via chimney? I’m sorry, I mean attempting to force your way into his house via chimney and dying there?

Look, people, have we learned nothing from the tragic slash stupid death of Phoebe Cate’s dad in Gremlins?

Mary Poppins, on the other hand, is full of lies. Chimneys are death traps, and that's all there is to it.

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4 Comments

  1. mary said,

    it’s called a film. get a life

  2. mary said,

    oh and have alittle bit of an imagination

  3. lucy said,

    oh and have alittle bit of an imagination

    • lokifire said,

      Well, lucy or mary, whichever you prefer, my advice to you is to not use your imagination for breaking into your boyfriend’s chimney, because it’s a bad idea, movie or no.
      But you do strike me as being a little slow, so whatever. Darwinism.

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