Tanks! You’re welcome
I want a tank.
I think it would be awesome to commute to work and run over things without the threat of injury to myself. People and things.
This rather defeats the purpose of a tank to me.
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dangerousmeredith said,
September 15, 2010 at 4:32 am
True, but I would like to build one all the same
lokifire said,
September 15, 2010 at 11:07 am
It is cute, isn’t it?
But much less car-crushing than one would hope.