So, Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps is a sequel, huh?
And it stars Michael Douglas and James Brolin. Also Shia LaBeouf and Carey Mulligan, whom I have never heard of before now. Chalk up another win for Hollywood: I am now educated as to her existence.
OK, so it looks like I actually could talk about Wall Street, but now I’m tapped out, so it’s on to You Again, also known as: Every Woman in this Movie Deserves a Better Film.
It would be sad enough if it was just Veronica Mars again. But no, she has to take down two of my all-time favorites with her: Sigourney Weaver and Jamie Lee Curtis. And what is Betty White doing in this thing? Is she just saying yes to every proposition now? Betty White, when did you become my slutty cousin?
And I would feel bad for Odette Yustman, but You Again seems to be a big step up from The Unborn. Also, she’s following it up with Beverly Hills Chihuahua 2 (I guess the first one made money or something), so I think You Again is, career-wise, pretty awesome for her. And besides, who wouldn’t want to hang out with Veronica Mars, Ripley and the chick from Halloween?
So, if you do go see You Again, do it for Odette Yustman. She deserves your sympathy.