The trees that will not die

December 3, 2010 at 5:29 pm (Stuff that Bugs Me Right Now) ()

Why, of all the fake Christmas trees that died this summer when the basement at work was flooded, did the two lead-based Charlie Brown Christmas special rejects that are the special property of the newsroom not go with them?

I swear to God, these trees were made with asbestos and the tears of orphans.

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2 Comments

  1. Jamin said,

    at least those orphan tears aren’t going to waste!

    • lokifire said,

      Yes, wouldn’t want to waste the orphan tears.

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