Do you guys even know what an ultimate weapon is?

January 4, 2011 at 5:22 pm (Stuff that Bugs Me Right Now)

So, when we get an e-mail from Socialism Alerts that claims to have found the ultimate weapon against Obama, I expect to see some sort of chainsaw/firethrower hybrid.

Not a reference to some 1996 law called the Congressional Review Act.

C'mon, guys, who kills a president with a congressional act? A chainsaw-flamethrower is the way to go.

(Look, I’d link to their site, but then I’m afraid they’d know I’d exist and try to destroy me and my socialist agenda, so rest assured you can read the fun by Googling “Ameripac Ultimate Weapon.”)

(Oh, and PS to the guy who keeps writing us at work and calling Obama “Obuma,” we get it! Ha ha ha!)

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7 Comments

  1. Jamin said,

    oh man, now i want a chainsaw-flamethrower! 😦

    • dangerousmeredith said,

      yep. So I can use it on the people who write Socialism Alerts.

      • lokifire said,

        Hee. dangerousmeredith, you absolutely have to come to America and work/kill annoying people with me.

  2. dangerousmeredith said,

    But there are lots here in the land of Aus that I have to deal with first. Just call me Buffy the dickhead slayer

    • lokifire said,

      Oh, c’mon, dangerousmeredith! You’ve got all those unholy beasts running around down under to take care of your enemies for you! Just train an army of box octopi and you’re set!

      • dangerousmeredith said,

        I’m starting to feel like a villain in a James Bond movie

      • lokifire said,

        It’s a good feeling, isn’t it?

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