Caves? Caves with water? Spelunkers? Is that how you spell spelunkers?
Look, the point is this: Sanctum is the new movie by James Cameron, and the last time I saw a movie by James Cameron, Arnold Schwarzenegger wasn’t a politician and Jamie Lee Curtis wasn’t playing grandmothers.
(It was 1994, if you were wondering.)
I have never seen Titanic, and I vow to die without ever having seen Titanic, unless I am kidnapped by some cruel bastards who torture me by forcing me to watch movies I don’t want to see. In which case, I will almost certainly see Avatar too.
But until that day, I am done with James Cameron.
(I don’t care if he is planning a Battle Angel Alita live-action movie. It will surely suck, and we all know it.)