Don’t go see Transformers 3.
I mean, sure, it’s got giant robot battles (which answers the eternal question: How do you improve a robot battle? Make it giant!) and explosions galore, making it the perfect summer movie fare, but please. Please do this for me. Don’t go see Transformers 3.
Because you know what happens when you go see Transformers 3? People let Michael Bay make a Transformers 4. People cast Shia LaBeouf in more films. Why do people let these terrible, horrible, awful things happen? Because people think we want them to happen because we went and saw Transformers 3.
So for the good of moviegoers of the future, do me this one favor.
Don’t see Transformers 3.