Housesitting is a thing I really suck at

August 8, 2011 at 11:07 am (Things I Want)

I want to never housesit for my neighbors again.

Last time, their iguana escaped.

If I were to say it terrorized the neighborhood ever after, that would only be slightly hyperbolic.

This time, I found their cat dead on the laundry room floor.

(Why do they even keep asking me to watch their pets, anyway?)

Flee, you guys! Flee while you can! Not you, iguana.

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