And don’t call me “Matilda” either, you stupid, stupid man

August 25, 2011 at 4:54 pm (Things I Want)

I want the guy that just came into my new job and said I remind him of Lily Tomlin on Laugh-In to die a horrible death.

Look, asshole, just because I'm answering this phone doesn't mean I won't beat you to death with it.



  1. Jamin said,

    Hmmm… I would have to say if there’s one person i’ve never thought of when talking to you, it’s Lily Tomlin. Although, now that i think about it…

    …just kidding. Don’t hurt me, please!

    Also, you got a new job? Whatcha doin’?

    • lokifire said,

      Receptionist at a funeral home.
      My life has totally not gone in the direction I hoped it would, I tell you what.

      • Jamin said,

        Ohhhhh yeah, you mentioned that job before. I’m just stupid, apparently. And on the bright side, your experience with obits is at least not completely wasted with this job… one would assume, anyway.

  2. Natalie said,

    Sorry, I had to laugh. Its better than saying you look like Tori Spelling though, right?
    What’s with you and the death industry? Are you a closet goth? Its ok, you can tell me, I’m your friend 🙂

    • lokifire said,

      Heh. That must be it.
      Seriously, though, I got the job because they knew how good I was at the obits.

      • Natalie said,

        You were very good at the obits. I think probably anything you write is amazing, though 😀

      • lokifire said,

        You’re a sweetheart!!

  3. greg said,

    They have a slot machine based off of that Lily Tomlin character. It’s a weird game in and of itself, but then she keeps on saying you (the player) would make a great operator if you won. “Yes, I’m perfect for an obsolete profession, thank you!”

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