Another thing I can blame Guy Ritchie for

October 21, 2011 at 1:42 pm (The Movie I'm not Seeing this Weekend) (, )

Like as if such a craptacular Three Musketeers would have existed without the way being paved by Sherlock Holmes.

Ooh, ooh, and 3-D. I also blame 3-D.

Anyway, I swear to God, modern Hollywood is never going to get those guys right.

Ha, ha, Robin looks the most ridiculous of all.

Also: Please enjoy this very awesome picture of Alexandre Dumas.



  1. Jamin said,

    I was sooooo pissed when i found out Milla Jovovich is in it, ’cause that means i *will* have to see it at some point. And holy crap it looks awful. Aside from Milla, that is. She always looks good. When her clothes are on.

    • lokifire said,

      Really? I mean, I’ve never seen her naked, but she did used to be a model, so I assumed she has a rockin’ body.

      • Jamin said,

        It’s not a *bad* body, it’s just really not sexy. I don’t completely understand it myself. And how have you never seen her naked? She has a nude scene in practically every movie she’s ever been in.

      • lokifire said,

        I think because I’ve avoided practically every movie she’s ever been in.
        (I did see Fifth Element, though.)

  2. Momma Fucker said,

    I think you all are fucking doche tards!!! I loved the Three Musketeers movie with Sheen, Platt, Sutherland.

    • lokifire said,

      Of course you did. Also, how old are these mommas you’re having relations with? Is this a consensual thing, or are you one of those evil nursing home aides I’ve heard about?

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