October 21, 2011 at 1:42 pm (The Movie I'm not Seeing this Weekend)
(Alexandre Dumas, The Three Musketeers)
Like as if such a craptacular Three Musketeers would have existed without the way being paved by Sherlock Holmes.
Ooh, ooh, and 3-D. I also blame 3-D.
Anyway, I swear to God, modern Hollywood is never going to get those guys right.
Ha, ha, Robin looks the most ridiculous of all.
Also: Please enjoy this very awesome picture of Alexandre Dumas.
October 21, 2011 at 3:40 pm
I was sooooo pissed when i found out Milla Jovovich is in it, ’cause that means i *will* have to see it at some point. And holy crap it looks awful. Aside from Milla, that is. She always looks good. When her clothes are on.
October 21, 2011 at 5:21 pm
Really? I mean, I’ve never seen her naked, but she did used to be a model, so I assumed she has a rockin’ body.
October 21, 2011 at 9:31 pm
It’s not a *bad* body, it’s just really not sexy. I don’t completely understand it myself. And how have you never seen her naked? She has a nude scene in practically every movie she’s ever been in.
October 22, 2011 at 10:17 am
I think because I’ve avoided practically every movie she’s ever been in.
(I did see Fifth Element, though.)
March 11, 2012 at 9:35 am
I think you all are fucking doche tards!!! I loved the Three Musketeers movie with Sheen, Platt, Sutherland.
March 11, 2012 at 12:14 pm
Of course you did. Also, how old are these mommas you’re having relations with? Is this a consensual thing, or are you one of those evil nursing home aides I’ve heard about?
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