A reminder from Hollywood: “We still hate you, Akira fans.”

December 1, 2011 at 1:21 pm (Stuff that Bugs Me Right Now) ()

The plot synopsis for the live-action (WHYYYYYYYYY????) Akira is up for the world to see. And of course Kaneda is a bar owner and not a teenager in a motorcycle gang, and of course Tetsuo is his brother and not a member of said motorcycle gang, and of course it’s set in New York City and not Japan because HOLLYWOOD RUINS EVERYTHING THAT IS GOOD AND PURE ALWAYS.

Like Sabrina the Teenage Witch, am I right, guys?

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2 Comments

  1. greg said,

    Yet, for some reason, they keep the Japanese names.

    • lokifire said,

      Of course they’re keeping the Japanese names! Without them, no one would know what property they’re ruining!

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