Someday, the printers will destroy us all

January 31, 2012 at 2:43 pm (Randomosity) (, )

At work, we recently got a new printer/copier/fax machine. As I was admiring the futuristic-ness of its design, the technician overheard me.

“It’s a Cylon printer,” he said.

“Quick, destroy it before it enslaves us all!” I replied.

“What are you two on about?” said my coworkers.

"Why the destruction of humanity by our Cylon overlords, of course. What did you think we were talking about?"

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4 Comments

  1. Jamin said,

    Coworkers? Did you get a new job, or are you still funeral-parloring it up?

    • lokifire said,

      Nope, I’m still at the funeral home. I have three full-time coworkers, and they’ve all never heard of Battlestar Galactica, apparently.

      • Jamin said,

        I don’t know which part of that is most sad: that you still work there (unless, of course, you’ve grown to like it more), that there are that many full-time employees at a funeral home, or that they’ve never heard of Battlestar Galactica.

        No, wait, it’s the third one.

      • lokifire said,

        It’s all sad.
        I’d kill myself, but then the apprentice would get to see me naked.
        (Must. Outlive. Apprentice!)

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