Someday, the printers will destroy us all

January 31, 2012 at 2:43 pm (Randomosity) (, )

At work, we recently got a new printer/copier/fax machine. As I was admiring the futuristic-ness of its design, the technician overheard me.

“It’s a Cylon printer,” he said.

“Quick, destroy it before it enslaves us all!” I replied.

“What are you two on about?” said my coworkers.

"Why the destruction of humanity by our Cylon overlords, of course. What did you think we were talking about?"



  1. Jamin said,

    Coworkers? Did you get a new job, or are you still funeral-parloring it up?

    • lokifire said,

      Nope, I’m still at the funeral home. I have three full-time coworkers, and they’ve all never heard of Battlestar Galactica, apparently.

      • Jamin said,

        I don’t know which part of that is most sad: that you still work there (unless, of course, you’ve grown to like it more), that there are that many full-time employees at a funeral home, or that they’ve never heard of Battlestar Galactica.

        No, wait, it’s the third one.

      • lokifire said,

        It’s all sad.
        I’d kill myself, but then the apprentice would get to see me naked.
        (Must. Outlive. Apprentice!)

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