The best thing I got in the mail today

May 21, 2012 at 3:14 pm (Randomosity)

So I work at a funeral home, right?

And we do cremations there, right?

And we get some mail today that says, and I quote (hence the quote marks, which will follow shortly): “This summer will be hot. Make sure business is too! Renew your advertisement today to light a fire under your customers.

See, it’s funny because crematory.



  1. mnhanson said,

    Maybe it’s because I’m really low on sleep, but this tickles me. To death, etc. Sorry, the puns just aren’t flowing today.

    • lokifire said,

      It’s not because you’re sleepy, it’s because it’s the funniest mail ever!!!! (Today)

  2. Jamin said,

    That is wonderful! You can’t spell “funeral” without “fun”!

    • lokifire said,

      The apprentice likes to call it “the real fun home” sometimes.

      • Jamin said,

        Yeah, i was thinking of taking it a step further and going with “can’t spell ‘funereal’ without ‘real fun…and an e'” but i figured that would be a bit cumbersome.

      • lokifire said,

        A bit, yeah.

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