The best thing I got in the mail today

May 21, 2012 at 3:14 pm (Randomosity)

So I work at a funeral home, right?

And we do cremations there, right?

And we get some mail today that says, and I quote (hence the quote marks, which will follow shortly): “This summer will be hot. Make sure business is too! Renew your advertisement today to light a fire under your customers.

See, it’s funny because crematory.

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6 Comments

  1. mnhanson said,

    Maybe it’s because I’m really low on sleep, but this tickles me. To death, etc. Sorry, the puns just aren’t flowing today.

    • lokifire said,

      It’s not because you’re sleepy, it’s because it’s the funniest mail ever!!!! (Today)

  2. Jamin said,

    That is wonderful! You can’t spell “funeral” without “fun”!

    • lokifire said,

      The apprentice likes to call it “the real fun home” sometimes.

      • Jamin said,

        Yeah, i was thinking of taking it a step further and going with “can’t spell ‘funereal’ without ‘real fun…and an e'” but i figured that would be a bit cumbersome.

      • lokifire said,

        A bit, yeah.

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