50 Shades of you have got to be kidding me

June 13, 2012 at 4:01 pm (Stuff that Bugs Me Right Now) (, )

So 50 Shades of Grey had pretty much flown under my radar for the longest time.

It’s just that I get my porn the old-fashioned way. You know, on the Internet.

But recently, it’s been unavoidable, and now I know that it exists. Which is fine and dandy, I guess, like what’s one more bestselling bondage novel in the world, right?

Except (EXCEPT!) that 50 Shades of Grey began its existence in this world as a Twilight fan-fic.

So what we have isn’t a bestselling bondage novel, it’s a bestselling Twilight fan-fic.

And that’s a problem. Because if there’s one bestselling Twilight fan-fic, others are sure to follow.

You are just encouraging them, American reading public, you bastards.

And I just want you to know I hate everyone for allowing that to happen.

Damn all of you, every one.



  1. Jamin said,

    I don’t know what to make of this…aside from kindling, that is!

    • lokifire said,

      Yeah, I’d prefer my bondage S & M fic to be WELL-written, you know?

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