Despite the inherent awfulness, it’s fun to have a new thing to say

June 18, 2012 at 11:12 am (Randomosity)

So, now, instead of saying “I’m going to slap you like a $10 hooker” or “I’m going to beat you like a redheaded stepchild,” I can say: “I’m going to punch you like a 4-lb. poodle.”

As a matter of fact, yes, I do deserve to burn in hell for laughing at that.

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2 Comments

  1. widala09 said,

    I’ve been learning English, it’s so nice to stumble upon a new saying.
    Now, gotta figure out the right situation to say it. Maybe, after a kid accidentally bump in to me, then I grab him by the collar and say “apologize or I’m going to punch you like a 4-lb. puddle!”…

    • lokifire said,

      That sounds like the perfect situation to me.

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