September 19, 2012 at 9:19 am (I Rewrite Cliches)
When you assume, you make an ass out of “um” and “e.”
Those guys hate that.
You could probably make an ass out of ume, too, but they’d probably taste better in a pie.
September 19, 2012 at 9:46 am
Oooo, those look delicious! Also, as a butt man, I take umbrage with the continual defamation of butts.
September 19, 2012 at 4:29 pm
I always thought people meant jackasses, not ass asses.
September 20, 2012 at 8:44 am
Perhaps, but that would ruin my (lame) joke!
September 20, 2012 at 10:27 am
Yeah, it would ruin your “joke,” and also, after I shut down the computer for the day, I was like, aw, man, why didn’t I say I always assumed it???
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