Why you should never assume

September 19, 2012 at 9:19 am (I Rewrite Cliches)

When you assume, you make an ass out of “um” and “e.”

Those guys hate that.

You could probably make an ass out of ume, too, but they’d probably taste better in a pie.

 

 

 

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4 Comments

  1. Jamin said,

    Oooo, those look delicious! Also, as a butt man, I take umbrage with the continual defamation of butts.

    • lokifire said,

      I always thought people meant jackasses, not ass asses.

      • Jamin said,

        Perhaps, but that would ruin my (lame) joke!

      • lokifire said,

        Yeah, it would ruin your “joke,” and also, after I shut down the computer for the day, I was like, aw, man, why didn’t I say I always assumed it???

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