Mortician humor, I guess?

October 4, 2012 at 10:37 am (Stuff that Bugs Me Right Now)

So, one of the directors says I look like I’m in need of a laugh.

“Sure,” I say, because who doesn’t like laughing, right?

“Well,” she says, barely containing her own laughter, “the family of Mr. (insert name here) ordered the ROYAL OPAL CASKET!”

“…” is the sound of me waiting for the punchline.

“The Royal Opal Casket?”

“Yes?”

“It’s a ladies’ casket?”

“Oh, yeah, right. Ha ha ha.”

Right, lady caskets. Funny.

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