Whole lotta new movies coming out this weekend

March 22, 2013 at 10:43 am (The Movie I'm not Seeing this Weekend) (, , , , )

Like, we’ve got Admission, which I think would be fun to buy tickets to, so you can ask for “admission to Admission,” unless you’re one of those boring types who just says, “Two tickets for Admission, please.” But why would you do that?

"Because I love Tina Fey and hate stupid jokes?"

“Because I love Tina Fey and hate stupid jokes?”

Also, there’s The Croods, which is animated, so you don’t have to (get to?) see Nic Cage make with the crazy eyes.

"Hi! We're from the Uncanny Valley. Nice to meet you!"

“Hi! We’re from the Uncanny Valley. Nice to meet you!”

Plus there’s Olympus has Fallen, which sounds like it has tons of violence, so that might make up for it, you know, existing.

Gerard Butler: Refusing to star in good movies since 2003.

Gerard Butler: Refusing to star in good movies since 2003.

In addition: InAPPropriate Comedy, which … Really? Really? Someone greenlit this title? And you didn’t like my “admission to Admission joke.” Ha.

"That's because it's not a joke. At best, it's a play on words."

“That’s because it’s not a joke. At best, it’s a play on words.”

We’re also getting Spring Breakers, so there you go. Like, a half-dozen (go to hell, counting!) reasons not to go to the movies this weekend.

Unless you like boobs, I guess. Then you should go.

Unless you like boobs, I guess. Then you should go.

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