Like, we’ve got Admission, which I think would be fun to buy tickets to, so you can ask for “admission to Admission,” unless you’re one of those boring types who just says, “Two tickets for Admission, please.” But why would you do that?
Also, there’s The Croods, which is animated, so you don’t have to (get to?) see Nic Cage make with the crazy eyes.
Plus there’s Olympus has Fallen, which sounds like it has tons of violence, so that might make up for it, you know, existing.
In addition: InAPPropriate Comedy, which … Really? Really? Someone greenlit this title? And you didn’t like my “admission to Admission joke.” Ha.
We’re also getting Spring Breakers, so there you go. Like, a half-dozen (go to hell, counting!) reasons not to go to the movies this weekend.