Terrible, horrible, no-good bad lyrics

May 3, 2013 at 9:43 am (Stuff that Bugs Me Right Now) (, )

So I was in a restaurant the other night and they had some satellite radio station playing some pretty terrible “modern rock.” (They did play Jane’s Addiction’s “Been Caught Stealing,” which was nice, though.)

Anyhow, one song was about drinking alcohol, and how drinking alcohol is awesome, and being drunk is super-awesome. And it contained such inspired gems as this line about whiskey: “That shit makes me batshit crazy.”

I, too, enjoy a glass of whiskey now and again. One now and one again shortly.

I, too, enjoy a glass of whiskey now and again. One now and one again shortly.

So, yeah. Perhaps less drinking and more hitting the thesaurus is in order?

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2 Comments

  1. Jamin said,

    Ughh, that sort of thing just makes me very angry. I enjoy a drink now and then, but I hate that for most people the consumption of alcohol boils down to a celebration of idiocy. And then it becomes a muse for insipid songs like the one you mentioned, or that godawful Lady Antebellum song about drunk-dialing an ex.

    • lokifire said,

      Ha! Yeah, drinking is awesome, but people writing songs about drinking are … not so much.

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