It was just a few short years ago that I was totally excited about Dead Snow, the flick with Nazi zombies. Actually, maybe it was a bit longer than a few short years, because stuff that I swear happened, like, two weeks ago, turns out to have happened, actually, a decade ago, because time flies when you’re having aging, I guess.
And now we’ve got World War Z. Starring Brad Pitt, an actor I still don’t get why people think he’s hot.
Now, I’ve never read World War Z, so I can’t say that the movie looks terrible because it’s not like the book, but I can say that the movie looks terrible because GOOD LORD HAVE YOU SEEN THOSE TRAILERS? Like, “Yeah, let’s focus on Brad Pitt’s boring family, because that’s what people go to zombie movies to see, right? Families?”
Also, as much as I admire the usage of fast zombies (see: Days Later, 28), these zombies are pretty obviously CGI, which kind of defeats the whole purpose of a zombie movie, which is to show off your awesome makeup skillz and to parody whatever social injustice zombies were supposed to parody.
You know, back before they were HOLY CRAP ZOMBIES EVERYWHERE WHEN WILL IT END.