Why a Lone Ranger movie, Hollywood?

July 3, 2013 at 10:14 am (The Movie I'm not Seeing this Weekend) (, , , )

Sure, the new Lone Ranger flick has tons of explosions and revenge and justice and train-fight sequences, but you know what else it has?

Hint: The answer's in this picture.

Helena Bonham Carter?

Johnny Depp. Doing his noble savage impression. In blackface.

Or black-and-white-face, I guess.

Or black-and-white-face, I guess.

WHAT THE HELL HOLLYWOOD.

Apparently, Johnny Depp is either part Cherokee or part Powhatan, which makes it OK, like having Keanu Reeves play a samurai.

Or whatever.

Or whatever.

Also: Does anyone want to see a Lone Ranger movie? If so, why?

No, really, I'm curious. What sort of life have you led that you would want this?

No, really, I’m curious. What sort of life have you led that you would want this?

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1 Comment

  1. Lynda Rose said,

    I loved this movie!! It was funny & sweet.I wasn’t bored,it made me laugh.

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