Ugh does 47 Ronin look wretched

July 24, 2013 at 3:46 pm (Randomosity) (, )

UGHHHHHHHHH.

I can’t even. I just. WHAT THE HELL?

Why even bother to call it 47 Ronin? I mean, could they have tossed out one ronin or thrown in an extra one, and then they could call it something else instead of saying it’s an adaptation of the classic story of bushido in action, except with dragons, zombies (?) and (worst of all) Keanu Reeves?

Why does this even exist, if not solely for Hollywood to torment me?

Why does this even exist, if not solely for Hollywood to torment me?

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4 Comments

  1. dangerousmeredith said,

    I have been having problems with Keanu Reeves, but ZOMBIES??? I had no idea. None at all.

    Why have they done this?

    • lokifire said,

      I know! It’s like they haven’t realized yet that people like action movies that don’t suck or something.

  2. brikhaus said,

    I was interested in this movie right up until I saw the trailer. Terrible CGI and way too much emphasis on supernatural bullshit. They should have just gone with a more realistic story.

    • lokifire said,

      “And no Keanu Reeves” needn’t even be said, of course.

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