Siberia just gets stupider and stupider

September 4, 2013 at 2:10 pm (Randomosity) (, )

You guys, there are only two episodes left of Siberia! Possibly forever, possibly just for the season, but omigod, you are missing out on all its awesomeness!

Siberia: Not actually a normal reality show.

Siberia: Not actually a normal reality show.

First off, one guy has been talking to totem pole, except he doesn’t call it a totem pole, he calls it a “weird-looking tree,” because not only is he crazy, he’s also a bit stupid.

"It's a tree!" - Siberia characters

“It’s a tree!” – Siberia characters

Then there’s the awesome soldier lady, who drops, like, a metric ton of exposition, because saying a bunch of things all at once is just like character development! Then there’s the dead chick with the annoying earrings, and Stupid Cowboy Johnny (it’s his whole name, I swear) climbing up a tower and getting electrocuted but not dying, because Darwinism is not a thing.

"Well, shucks, I reckon I'm just too pretty to die."

“Well, shucks, I reckon I’m just too pretty to die.”

But the stupidest thing of all, the thing where the show almost got too stupid, which doesn’t seem possible, is the mysterious two-toed horror monster tracks. They actually belong to a guy wearing some really terrible shoes, and there’s this awesome camera pan down to his feet, because people were the monster all along.

Yup, people, and not a mutant sloth of some kind, like I was hoping.

Yup, people, and not a mutant sloth of some kind, like I was hoping.

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