You guys, there are only two episodes left of Siberia! Possibly forever, possibly just for the season, but omigod, you are missing out on all its awesomeness!
First off, one guy has been talking to totem pole, except he doesn’t call it a totem pole, he calls it a “weird-looking tree,” because not only is he crazy, he’s also a bit stupid.
Then there’s the awesome soldier lady, who drops, like, a metric ton of exposition, because saying a bunch of things all at once is just like character development! Then there’s the dead chick with the annoying earrings, and Stupid Cowboy Johnny (it’s his whole name, I swear) climbing up a tower and getting electrocuted but not dying, because Darwinism is not a thing.
But the stupidest thing of all, the thing where the show almost got too stupid, which doesn’t seem possible, is the mysterious two-toed horror monster tracks. They actually belong to a guy wearing some really terrible shoes, and there’s this awesome camera pan down to his feet, because people were the monster all along.