Lately, I’ve been seeing a lot of bumper stickers that I disagree with. Which is fine, because people are allowed their opinions, even if they’re silly because they’re not exactly the same as mine. But I saw one the other day that really annoyed me:
“We believe in marriage.”
Like, yea! I also believe in marriage! It’s easy to believe in a thing that exists!
But that’s not what you’re trying to say, is it?
What you’re trying to say is this:
“We believe in not allowing homosexuals to get married.”
So get right out there and let your homophobic flag fly! Don’t try to hide it under “We believe in marriage.” That’s just cheating.