Stupid Walter Whites of the world, ruining it for everybody

October 25, 2013 at 10:46 am (Stuff that Bugs Me Right Now)

As I suffer through this miserable cold, I long futilely for the only cold medicine that’s ever worked on my symptoms and helped me sleep at night: Sudafed Severe Cold (original formula).

Tragically, people were using Sudafed Severe Cold (original formula) to make meth, so they changed the formula. Now it’s Sudafed Severe Cold (new formula that doesn’t work).

In conclusion, DAMN YOU ALL I’M SICK AND MY NOSE WON’T STOP RUNNING AND I WANT MEDICINE THAT WORKS.

I wonder if it's possible to buy meth and make it into Sudafed Severe Cold (original formula). And also to get off all the watch lists I'm probably on after using the word "meth" so many times in one post.

I wonder if it’s possible to buy meth and make it into Sudafed Severe Cold (original formula).
And also to get off all the watch lists I’m probably on after using the word “meth” so many times in one post.

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4 Comments

  1. Megan said,

    Yes, someone published the process to convert meth back into medicine: http://boingboing.net/2012/02/27/scientific-paper-of-the-day-h.html

    • lokifire said,

      Awesome! Now when the cops bust me buying meth, I can be like: “No, I’m turning it back into COLD MEDICINE.”

  2. brikhaus said,

    You can still buy the original Sudafed, they just keep it behind the pharmacy desk.

    • lokifire said,

      WHAAAATTTTT????
      At my stupid drugstore, they told me I couldn’t get it anymore. I am furious, and mostly over my cold.

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