Damn you, Stephen King

October 30, 2013 at 9:56 am (Randomosity) (, )

It was pretty foggy this morning, so, as I went outside to get the paper, I announced: “If I don’t come back soon, don’t come looking for me, because I was probably devoured by fog monsters.”

When the dog didn’t come back inside after we got the newspapers, I said: “She probably got eaten by fog monsters.”

Later, after the dog returned safely to her hiding spot under my bed (“probably scared of the fog monsters,” I remarked), it was time to take my daughter to school. “Run straight to the car so the fog monsters don’t get you.”

“For the love of God, Mom,” said my daughter.

"I'm just a little kid and I'm way less scared of stupid things than you are."

“I’m just a little kid and I’m way less scared of stupid things than you are.”

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