So, yup, 47 Ronin has been released

December 27, 2013 at 5:06 pm (The Movie I'm not Seeing this Weekend) (, )

Oh, Hollywood.

Oh, Hollywood, Hollywood, Hollywood.

47 Ronin could have been a decent movie. In fact, it probably is a decent movie in Japan. Actually, it’s probably 27 decent movies in Japan, and at least one really good one. But here in America, 47 Ronin … looks just terrible. Just ugh. Just oh god so awful. Box-office bomb awful.

At least all these lovely Japanese actors got paid already. Also Keanu Reeves.

At least all these lovely Japanese actors got paid already. Also Keanu Reeves.

And all I have to say about that, Hollywood, is that, well, you deserve it.

Say, is this guy even in the movie?

Say, is this guy even in the movie?

Now stop making terrible movies.

 

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3 Comments

  1. brikhaus said,

    I agree this looks absolutely terrible. But to be fair, it’s only been out three days, I’m not sure it qualifies as a bomb yet. It could make up its budget internationally, which many of these horrible movies do.

    • lokifire said,

      Well, it won’t be making up its budget in Japan. They’re staying away in droves!

  2. Two things | Hollywood Hates Me said,

    […] Also, it looks really terrible. And, wait, is this the same guy from 47 Ronin? […]

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