I hate dolls

January 9, 2014 at 10:53 am (Stuff that Bugs Me Right Now) ()

Dolls are the worst.

"Hello. I would very much enjoy SWALLOWING YOUR SOUL."

“Hello. I would very much enjoy SWALLOWING YOUR SOUL.”

They’re just terrible.

"I have traveled from the bowels of hell to EAT YOUR FLESH."

“I have traveled from the bowels of hell to EAT YOUR FLESH.”

There’s nothing worse than their creepy dead eyes and their rosy cheeks.

"..."

“I don’t need to say anything to be terrifying.”

And that is why I wish someone would hurry up and get the doll sitting on the front desk the hell out of the funeral home and maybe into someone’s casket because GAHHHHH.

"I'm not going anywhere."

“I’m not going anywhere.

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2 Comments

  1. brikhaus said,

    Please stop posting creepy stuff like this.

    • lokifire said,

      Heh.
      I won’t even let my daughter have those kinds of dolls. It’s plushes or nothing at our house.
      Luckily, she likes video games better anyway.

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