Look, Ma! No hands!

January 16, 2014 at 10:35 am (Randomosity)

So it’s been super busy at work, but I am just taking the time to inform you all that, right now, in our basement, the medical examiner and deputy coroner are cutting off some dude’s hands so they can get a positive identification on him.

"Yup. Those are definitely John Doe's hands, all right."

“Yup. Those are definitely John Doe’s hands, all right.”

 

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4 Comments

  1. brikhaus said,

    lolwut?

    • lokifire said,

      No, seriously!
      The medical examiner was all: “I just need a sharp knife and a plastic bag!” and I was all: “I’ll just be in the bathroom, vomiting profusely!”

  2. brikhaus said,

    Somebody was found dead at your place of work?

    • lokifire said,

      Lots of people are. I work at a funeral home.

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