Lately, my town has been opposed to an anti-discrimination law. For obvious reasons, this makes me profoundly unhappy.
The letters to the editor at the local newspaper have been divided between open-minded people who are like “seriously, why are you pro-discrimination, you jerks?” and bigoted people who are like “Gay sex is wrong and God hates you and I hate you.”
In today’s paper, one woman warned us to beware of the homosexual agenda. I’d heard the phrase before, and it really bugs me, like what the hell is a homosexual agenda? Is it like a heterosexual agenda, but with more same-sex dancing? Anyway, according to this person,
the homosexuals and their supporters want equal rights for homosexuals.
So, um, yeah. Duh.