More movies I’m not seeing this weekend: A brief list

August 8, 2014 at 10:55 am (The Movie I'm not Seeing this Weekend) (, , )

1. I’m not going to see Step Up: All In. I didn’t see the first 12 or 20 Step Ups, and I see no reason to make an exception to my apathy.

Not even if their feet ARE on fire.

Not even if their feet ARE on fire.

2. The Hundred-Foot Journey doesn’t look like my thing at all. “Oh, that looks like a good movie,” said my mother when she saw the trailer. “No, it doesn’t,” I replied.

My mother and I have, figuratively, nothing in common.

My mother and I have, figuratively, nothing in common.

3. Into the Storm looks just godawful. I’m not a fan of disaster movies, anyway — like, seriously, there’s enough disasters that happen in the real world, all the time, and I don’t enjoy movies about them — but this one looks even more bad than the rest.

I know it doesn't seem possible, but I have reason to suspect this might be the worst disaster movie of the year.

I know it doesn’t seem possible, but I have reason to suspect this might be the worst disaster movie of the year.

 

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