I’d prefer to go unpunished, thank you

September 12, 2014 at 10:12 am (The Movie I'm not Seeing this Weekend) (, , )

I don’t want to see No Good Deed.

I had a clever caption for this, but then the phone rang, and now I haven't.

I had a clever caption for this, but then the phone rang, and now I haven’t.

I don’t care how handsome Idris Elba is, or how authentic Taraji P. Henson is, I don’t want to see No Good Deed.

I mean I do care how handsome Idris Elba is, because the correct answer is "very handsome," just not in relation to this movie.

I mean I do care how handsome Idris Elba is, because the correct answer is “very handsome,” just not in relation to this movie.

It’s a movie about how you be nice to some scary dude and let him use your phone and then he decides to spend the night assaulting you and threatening your children, because NEVER TRUST ANYONE EVER AND DON’T DO NICE THINGS.

Anyway, it all just seems a little too stressful to me, like even if she beats him in the end, I know I never would, because I’m weak, and I’m cowardly, and the cops would never find my body.

... And I don't even know how to use a gun and my hair would never look that nice after a night of terror and ... *sob*

… And I don’t even know how to use a gun and my hair would never look that nice after a night of terror and … *sob*

So, yeah, I’ll be skipping No Good Deed.

But maybe I'll watch this one! Nah, I'm just kidding.

But maybe I’ll watch this one!
Nah, I’m just kidding.

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2 Comments

  1. brikhaus said,

    But he’s so handsome, how could you say no to that face?

    • lokifire said,

      I know! I feel really terrible about it, but HE WANTS TO MURDER ME.

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