Didn’t get mah paper

October 16, 2014 at 11:31 am (Stuff that Bugs Me Right Now)

My call to the circulation department of my former employer:

Me, after holding for 10 minutes at 7:30 in the morning: Hello, I’m calling because I didn’t get my paper today.

Them: What’s the address? (After I give it to her, the sound of typing.) Well, it doesn’t look like they had any problems delivering that route today.

Me: That’s very interesting. Anyway, I’m calling because I didn’t get my paper today.

"If you'd like, I could make some clacking noises and then say something stupid, too!"

“If you’d like, I could make some clacking noises and then say something stupid, too!”

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